when you live where everyone available knows everyone available, can you ever really get a fresh start?
You may think Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly. You may think she’s annoying, you may think she looks like a horse [SO FUCKING original, by the way]
But Carrie Bradshaw is one of the most iconic, influential television characters of all time. She won a shit ton of awards and played the part fabulously, so your opinion is invalid.
you caught me, grindr dude. nothing gets me going more then “HI HEY HI HEY HELLO HEY WHATS UP HI HEY HELLO HEY HEY U THERE HELLO HI HEY HELLO HEY HEY HEY HI HELLO HEY”
you know those silly things straight boys think girls do at slumber parties?
they ain’t got nothing on the shit I imagining straight boys doing at slumber parties.
if everyone was a stoner, everyone would be too lazy to set off bombs.