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when you live where everyone available knows everyone available, can you ever really get a fresh start?

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"The question nagged me for days… How many of us are out having secret sex with people we’re too ashamed to introduce to our friends?"
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You may think Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly.  You may think she’s annoying, you may think she looks like a horse [SO FUCKING original, by the way]

But Carrie Bradshaw is one of the most iconic, influential television characters of all time.  She won a shit ton of awards and played the part fabulously, so your opinion is invalid.

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you caught me, grindr dude.  nothing gets me going more then “HI HEY HI HEY HELLO HEY WHATS UP HI HEY HELLO HEY HEY U THERE HELLO HI HEY HELLO HEY HEY HEY HI HELLO HEY”

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you know those silly things straight boys think girls do at slumber parties?

they ain’t got nothing on the shit I imagining straight boys doing at slumber parties.

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if everyone was a stoner, everyone would be too lazy to set off bombs.

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beyoncespenis:

i don’t have friends

just fans

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